Simon sayyyyyyys, touch your nose!
Simon sayyyyyyys, clap your hands!
Simon sayyyyyyys, jump up and down!
Talk like a monkey!
… oooh-oooh-oooh-AHH-AHH-crap. I lost, didn’t I? She’s good.
It’s even more glorious than I imagined.
And it’s about to be alllllll mine.
Wait – is that the last one?!
… um, yeah — if you think you’re walking away with that, you’re crazy.
Don’t make me get all Bruce Lee on you, now. Thaaat’s it, hand it over. Good boy.
Hey — wanna see somethin’ cool?
Like, REALLY cool?
No, like, REALLY-REALLY cool?
Wait for iiiiiiit …
… aaaaaaare the Lucky Charms floating into my mouth yet?
No? “Magically delicious” my butt!
I dunno if you can really WIN an Easter-egg hunt.
But I’m pretty sure I just won the crap outta this one.
I mean, look …
Team Bubba Blue’s about to collect all his loot …
And them other fools are still out there searchin’ for egg number two!
Do I get a prize or anything for being so awesome?
… say-what now?
… whattaya mean I’m YELLOW?!? “Bubba Yellow” has absolutely ZERO ring to it.
Shame on your planning, man. Shame, shame.
The last time I wore these, it was for an April Fools gag.
Ha! Yeah … that was pretty funny.
And don’t worry … I’m not trying to pull something like that again.
But one thing definitely hasn’t changed …
These things are STILL super-embarrassing.
… well, super-embarrassing for ME at least.
Mo’s more in tune with her inner bunny … does that mean I can give her my carrots?