he practices…

It’s gonna be kinda cold trick-or-treatin’…

but I’m thinkin’ about going after the ladies’ hearts this year.

They swoon — and I score extra chocolate.

So, whattaya think?

FaceBaby.617

… best lookin’ shirtless-jean-diaper model you’ve ever seen?

I figured.  Somebody call Baby Gap!

he’s misleading…

Go ahead, dive on in!

It feels, umm, nice and smooth.

Yeah, smooth.

Wait…

FaceBaby.616

… is “smooth” not the same as “slimey”??  I coulda sworn I said “slimey.”

he gives in…

Pretty girl, 3 o’clock.

Must.

resist.

the urge.

to look.

Must.

play it.

coy.

Aw, screw it …

FaceBaby.615

Hey, you.  Pay attention to me!

he memes on mondays…

FaceBaby.614(meme)

he anticipates…

One week?

Seven super-short days?

A brief 168 hours?

A mere 10,080 minutes?

And then …

FaceBaby.613

… I’m too scared to even say it!

Hallllllllllllogen lightbulbs.  Almost had it.  Maybe next time.

he’s illusory…

A little to the left…

Wait.  I think I need a little more….

Annnnnnnd there.  How ’bout now?

FaceBaby.612

…really??!  I said I wanna LOOK like I’m eating her foot — not actually eat it!

he delays…

Umm, nope.  I don’t gotta go.

Really, I don’t.

What gave you that idea, anyway?

FaceBaby.611

…you call THIS “squirming”??  Pshhh.

I could hold it for AT LEAST another 15.  Maybe 20.  Is it time for cake yet?

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