He sees you when you’re sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good.
… take-my-picture-while-I’m-being-a-good-brother for goodness’ sake!
Man, I bet St. Nick’s building me a PowerWheels TANK after seeing this.
Aw yeah … I’m goooooood.
[Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, choo-choo!]
What is he still doing on the tracks?
[Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, CHOO-CHOO!]
What are you still doing on the tracks, man?! Move!
… whew. there. saved your life.
Pretty sure you owe me your dessert for like, ever now. I prefer cookies.
My head may have grown since the last time I wore a pair of these …
and I may have lost the ability to hide from my prey …
But that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to keep on being …
… a DINOSAUR reindeer RAWWWWWWR!
Who the heck needs camo when you can jump out of a box?
Don’t get me wrong …
I love the cocoa and the fires and the snuggling.
And all of the lights and the music and the fun.
And oh, the sweets … how I love me those sweets.
But, forreal-forreal …
… when did it get to be almost time for Christmas?!
I swear I was just in the pool like yesterday … but, whatevs. Bring on the cheer!
And the sweets. Definitely bring on the sweets.
What’s, uhh … what’s going on down there?
I can’t really tell, but you know …
from way up here, all of those people kinda look like tiny little ants.
… those ARE ants. And uh-oh, they’re headed for the ice cream.
Quick — lemme outta this booster so I can stomp ‘em!
I. am. BUBBATRON!!
And. I. want. to. WRECKYOURBLOCKS!!
Step. aside. Mo. ’cause. HEREICOME!!
Programmed to destroy the target in three. two. one …
… woah, I , uh … did the target move? You saw it move, right?
Man, should’a stopped after that first chocolate milk. Bubbatron fail.
Why, yes … that IS some sweet, sweet music.
And yes, those lights … they totally rock!
And oh, the people … they’re lined up EVERYWHERE.
Dancing, singing … man, this Light-up Night is the coolest!
But, uhm, we’ve got an issue here …
… who the heck is this “Babyface” guy and why did he (sorta) yoink my name?!
He’s not even making any faces. He’s just standing there, singing.
… singing like an angel, mind you. But still. Not a single laughable expression!
I don’t get it.