he likes cupcakes…
Okay, perhaps that’s a bit of a “DUH” statement. Next I’ll be telling you “he likes to inhale oxygen…” or “he makes funny faces…”
But seriously, dude likes cupcakes. So much so that he clearly lost track of where the frosting ends and his extremities begin. Had a couple more of his teeth broken through at this point, he might be down a digit or two. Although if that were the case, Bubba’s great-grandfather wouldn’t have minded; he’s always wanted another lefty in the family anyway.