he's specific...

Awwww yeahhhhh.  Buffet-style dinners are where it’s AT!

I’ll definitely be having some chicken fingers.  Extra ketchup.  Wait, is it Heinz?  Yep, extra ketchup.

Sure, go ahead, throw a few carrots on there.  But no green beans for this guy!  …please?

Do I want anything on my smashed taters?  …do you know me?  Load ‘em up!

Alright, you’re perfect on the cheese and butter, but…

can a dude get a little more love with the bacon bits?  

A little more …little more …liiiiiiiittle more …perfect.

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