he’s all about the luck…
Wait, wait, wait.
Juuuuuuuuuuuust a minute.
I’m cool with the bib.
And I’m cool with the leprechaun antenna ears.
I’ll even sham-rock some four-leaf-clover glasses if you got ‘em.
(like what I did there? …sham-rock? …yeah?)
…but I draw the line at lucky green glow-in-the-dark undies. Not gonna do it.