he’s reckless…

OH-yeahhhhhhh … Rambo Bubba, coming through!

Do YOU have a crossbow?  I don’t think so.  Now go get me some cookies.

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What’s that?  … you want me to put it down?

… why?

… what’s the worst that could happen?

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… see, what had happened was …

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Disclaimer 1:  Bubba didn’t get a shiner from his crossbow.  Crossbow arrows don’t give black eyes – they poke ‘em out.

Disclaimer 2:  Bubba didn’t poke his eyes out with his crossbow, either.  The fact that he has a black eye is completely unrelated to the fact that we gave him a crossbow.

Disclaimer 3:  All this talk about crossbows sounds kinda dangerous, so to clarify – Bubba’s crossbow comes with rubber arrows.  It’s a toy for toddlers.  We’re not insane.

Disclaimer 4:  Okay fine, we’re kinda insane … but for the most part, we’re responsible.  He got the black eye while boxing the babyweight champion of the neighborhood.  And he won.

Disclaimer 5:  Disclaimer 4 is a complete lie.  Bubba’s more likely to end up in a cuddling match than a boxing match, no matter how hard we push him to fight the neighbor kids.

Disclaimer 6:  We don’t really push him to fight the neighbor kids.

Disclaimer 7:  This is getting ridiculous, I just happen to like the number 7.  Go enjoy your day.  Bye-bye now.

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Posted on March 4, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. bahaha. life rule #147, don’t run full speed in the dark 😉

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