OH-yeahhhhhhh … Rambo Bubba, coming through!
Do YOU have a crossbow? I don’t think so. Now go get me some cookies.
What’s that? … you want me to put it down?
… what’s the worst that could happen?
… see, what had happened was …
Disclaimer 1: Bubba didn’t get a shiner from his crossbow. Crossbow arrows don’t give black eyes – they poke ‘em out.
Disclaimer 2: Bubba didn’t poke his eyes out with his crossbow, either. The fact that he has a black eye is completely unrelated to the fact that we gave him a crossbow.
Disclaimer 3: All this talk about crossbows sounds kinda dangerous, so to clarify – Bubba’s crossbow comes with rubber arrows. It’s a toy for toddlers. We’re not insane.
Disclaimer 4: Okay fine, we’re kinda insane … but for the most part, we’re responsible. He got the black eye while boxing the babyweight champion of the neighborhood. And he won.
Disclaimer 5: Disclaimer 4 is a complete lie. Bubba’s more likely to end up in a cuddling match than a boxing match, no matter how hard we push him to fight the neighbor kids.
Disclaimer 6: We don’t really push him to fight the neighbor kids.
Disclaimer 7: This is getting ridiculous, I just happen to like the number 7. Go enjoy your day. Bye-bye now.