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he doesn’t listen…

I dunno if you can really WIN an Easter-egg hunt.

But I’m pretty sure I just won the crap outta this one.

I mean, look …

Team Bubba Blue’s about to collect all his loot …

And them other fools are still out there searchin’ for egg number two!

Do I get a prize or anything for being so awesome?

… say-what now?


… whattaya mean I’m YELLOW?!?  “Bubba Yellow” has absolutely ZERO ring to it.  

Shame on your planning, man.  Shame, shame.

he’s still got it…

The last time I wore these, it was for an April Fools gag.

Ha!  Yeah … that was pretty funny.

And don’t worry … I’m not trying to pull something like that again.

But one thing definitely hasn’t changed …

These things are STILL super-embarrassing.


… well, super-embarrassing for ME at least.

Mo’s more in tune with her inner bunny … does that mean I can give her my carrots?

he plans…

Some kids play with crayons.

Others pick colored pencils.

Some even dive into markers and paints.

But me?


… I got blueprints!

I mean, I’m the only boy in a house full’a women.  I get a big ol’ room to myself, right?

he’s soft and gooey…

Holy hippity-hoppity, Batman … Easter’s like, really soon.

I still gotta go dye some eggies.

And I gotta pick out some killer threads for Sunday.  Bow-tie, maybe?

And I gotta eat some chocolate and some jellybeans.  You know, just to prepare.

And I gotta practice lookin’ for stuff.  Nothing in particular.  Just stuff.

And hmm … I feel like I’m missing something here.

Besides Jesus, of course.  Because, well, duh.

Ooh!  I got it … 




he memes on mondays…

Sorry to any FaceBaby fanatics who don’t watch Game of Thrones.

Well, not really … YOU should be the ones apologizing for not watching it.

But yeah, the last couple of memes have been GOT-based … so sorry if you don’t get ‘em.

And a fair warning that future ones may be as well.  Definitely will be.  Definitely maybe.

Sooooooo perhaps just start watching if you don’t already?

Okay.  Happy Monday.  Bye.



he wants out…

What’s that … ?

Oh gosh …

Can’t. breathe.

Mo, you can NOT be serious right now … 


… the dude said SAY cheese … not to cut it!

I’m gonna need at least a minute before any more smiling goes on around here.

he doesn’t like it…


Man-oh-man, today totally wiped. me. out.

Monkey bars, dump trucks, and finger-painting? … talk about a long day!

Time to reel it on in, and hunker on down …

Uh-oh …


… did I forget to wash my thumb?!


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