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he doesn’t listen…

I dunno if you can really WIN an Easter-egg hunt.

But I’m pretty sure I just won the crap outta this one.

I mean, look …

Team Bubba Blue’s about to collect all his loot …

And them other fools are still out there searchin’ for egg number two!

Do I get a prize or anything for being so awesome?

… say-what now?

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… whattaya mean I’m YELLOW?!?  “Bubba Yellow” has absolutely ZERO ring to it.  

Shame on your planning, man.  Shame, shame.

he’s still got it…

The last time I wore these, it was for an April Fools gag.

Ha!  Yeah … that was pretty funny.

And don’t worry … I’m not trying to pull something like that again.

But one thing definitely hasn’t changed …

These things are STILL super-embarrassing.

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… well, super-embarrassing for ME at least.

Mo’s more in tune with her inner bunny … does that mean I can give her my carrots?

he plans…

Some kids play with crayons.

Others pick colored pencils.

Some even dive into markers and paints.

But me?

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… I got blueprints!

I mean, I’m the only boy in a house full’a women.  I get a big ol’ room to myself, right?

he’s soft and gooey…

Holy hippity-hoppity, Batman … Easter’s like, really soon.

I still gotta go dye some eggies.

And I gotta pick out some killer threads for Sunday.  Bow-tie, maybe?

And I gotta eat some chocolate and some jellybeans.  You know, just to prepare.

And I gotta practice lookin’ for stuff.  Nothing in particular.  Just stuff.

And hmm … I feel like I’m missing something here.

Besides Jesus, of course.  Because, well, duh.

Ooh!  I got it … 

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PEEPS!!!!!!!

 

he memes on mondays…

Sorry to any FaceBaby fanatics who don’t watch Game of Thrones.

Well, not really … YOU should be the ones apologizing for not watching it.

But yeah, the last couple of memes have been GOT-based … so sorry if you don’t get ‘em.

And a fair warning that future ones may be as well.  Definitely will be.  Definitely maybe.

Sooooooo perhaps just start watching if you don’t already?

Okay.  Happy Monday.  Bye.

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he wants out…

What’s that … ?

Oh gosh …

Can’t. breathe.

Mo, you can NOT be serious right now … 

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… the dude said SAY cheese … not to cut it!

I’m gonna need at least a minute before any more smiling goes on around here.

he doesn’t like it…

[yawwwwwn]

Man-oh-man, today totally wiped. me. out.

Monkey bars, dump trucks, and finger-painting? … talk about a long day!

Time to reel it on in, and hunker on down …

Uh-oh …

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… did I forget to wash my thumb?!

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