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What’s, uhh … what’s going on down there?
I can’t really tell, but you know …
from way up here, all of those people kinda look like tiny little ants.
… those ARE ants. And uh-oh, they’re headed for the ice cream.
Quick — lemme outta this booster so I can stomp ‘em!
I. am. BUBBATRON!!
And. I. want. to. WRECKYOURBLOCKS!!
Step. aside. Mo. ’cause. HEREICOME!!
Programmed to destroy the target in three. two. one …
… woah, I , uh … did the target move? You saw it move, right?
Man, should’a stopped after that first chocolate milk. Bubbatron fail.
Why, yes … that IS some sweet, sweet music.
And yes, those lights … they totally rock!
And oh, the people … they’re lined up EVERYWHERE.
Dancing, singing … man, this Light-up Night is the coolest!
But, uhm, we’ve got an issue here …
… who the heck is this “Babyface” guy and why did he (sorta) yoink my name?!
He’s not even making any faces. He’s just standing there, singing.
… singing like an angel, mind you. But still. Not a single laughable expression!
I don’t get it.
Welp, the shopping craze is officially over.
And I suppose there’s only one true way to move on with our lives.
I mean, you start with Black Friday,
then you move to Cyber Monday,
and then you wrap it all up with …
… taco Tuesday?
I’ll bring the guac! Nope, wait … I’ll eat the guac. YOU should bring it.
Now that I’ve thoroughly thanked all the turkeys,
it’s time to turn my attention to the Big Guy.
You know the one. Red suit. Black boots. White beard.
He needs a list, and he needs it quick. Sooooooo …
… how do I spell “brother”?
Actually, how do I spell … anything? Is Santa fluent in scribbles?
… after yesterday, this could take a while. Bubba’s thankful for sleeping in.
Happy shopping, crazies!