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It is SO stinkin’ hot out here.
I mean … that sun … whoo!
I really wish I had a pool.
Or at least something else that could cool me off.
… really? Well in that case, I also wish I had a helicopter.
Or at least a gigantic burrito. With extra guacamole. And a side of a gallon of ice cream.
I’ve gotta hand it to you.
This is some of the best darn basketti I’ve ever played with.
But, um …
… seriously. Where’re the meatballs?
Whoever’s ready to go swimming say “I!”
Whoever’s ready for a snack say “I!”
Whoever’s ready for a nap say “I!”
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiwaiiiiiiit a second …
… iiiiiiii am not! Yeah, that’s what I was saying. I am not ready for a nap.
And yeah, maybe I have a s-s-slight stutter. iiiiiiis that a problem? Bully!
Umm … hello?
Seriously … is anyone there?
… knock-knock jokes work a whole lot better than this.
… punch myself in the face?
Seriously? That’s what you want me to do?
Onnnnnnn second thought …
… I’ll literally do anything for a cookie. Pay up!