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he buys it…

It takes HOW many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Thra-heee?

Really?  …  three?

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… THAT’s the answer you’re sticking with?

I never pegged you as one to trust an owl.

he’s punkin’ out…

I know, it isn’t “officially” fall yet.

And yes, I know it’s technically called “autumn.”

And uhh, yeah, sure … I knew the n was silent.  Aut ‘em.  Got ‘em.  Duh.

But please, let’s stick to the original question …

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… do you, or don’t you, have pumpkin-spice ice cream?

I’d even be cool with a scone … or perhaps a donut?

he’s trusting…

Oh yeah, sure…

I’ll hold my hands out and close my eyes while you give me a “surprise.”

‘Cause that’s not weird at all.

Fine, I won’t peek.

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… c’mon, can you really blame me?

he knows the basics…

Ooooooone…

Twooooooo…

Threeeeeee…

Fouuuuuuur…

Fiiiiiiive…

Umm.  Uh-oh.

I’m all outta fingers over here.  

Quick! …

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… what comes after five?!

he memes on mondays…

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he’s up…

Pssst!

A-hem!

Psssssssssssssssst!

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…  made’ja look!

Oh, and yes.  My chair DOES hover in the air.  I also like to rhyme all the time.  

And don’t forget about how I made you look just now.  Boom-boom-pow.  That is all.

he’s crabby…

YOU are about to be one. sorry. soul.

I tried to warn you through the giggles, but you just wouldn’t listen.

And now, it’s MY turn … and you’re gonna get it!

Oh, and guess what?  I don’t just tickle …

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… I pinch!

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