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he wishes big…

It is SO stinkin’ hot out here.

I mean … that sun … whoo!

I really wish I had a pool.  

Or at least something else that could cool me off.

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…  really?  Well in that case, I also wish I had a helicopter.

Or at least a gigantic burrito.  With extra guacamole.  And a side of a gallon of ice cream.

he’s looking…

I’ve gotta hand it to you.

This is some of the best darn basketti I’ve ever played with.

But, um …

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… seriously.  Where’re the meatballs?

he’s in…

Whoever’s ready to go swimming say “I!”

I!

Whoever’s ready for a snack say “I!”

I!

Whoever’s ready for a nap say “I!”

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiwaiiiiiiit a second …

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… iiiiiiii am not!  Yeah, that’s what I was saying.  I am not ready for a nap.

And yeah, maybe I have a s-s-slight stutter.  iiiiiiis that a problem?  Bully!

he’s not following…

Ring-ring.

…who’s there?

Umm … hello?  

Seriously … is anyone there?

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… knock-knock jokes work a whole lot better than this.

he memes on mondays…

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he’s committed…

… punch myself in the face?

Seriously?  That’s what you want me to do?

You’re insane.

Onnnnnnn second thought …

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… I’ll literally do anything for a cookie.  Pay up!

he’s a bill from the hill…

If your idea of wearing eye shadow is asking a cow to kick you in the face…

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… youuuuuuu might be a redneck!

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