[snap]

wwwwwwwwwhe–  … wheeeeehhhhhh– 

[snap]

I TOLD you, don’t stop with the fresh-grated cheese until I snap AND say “when” at the same time.  C’mon now, keep gratin’!

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh…

…wwwwwwwwwwww– when![snap]  

Alright, cool.  Now hand over the fork and bring me more wine.

…but if princess-ballerina nurse says your leg’s gotta go, then your leg’s gotta go.  Scalpel!

I had SEVEN giant pieces of cake over the last three days.

And 16 cookies.

With ice cream.

…whose job was it to tell me that Memorial Day was this weekend?

Oh, well … only 762 more curls ’til this guy’s poooooooool-ready.

I could eat this cake, like … alllllllllll week.

…LAST PIECE?!?!!

Remember, nobody likes a spitter.  But you gotta get ‘em all or everyone’ll think you’re WEAK.

This is what all that practice was for.  It’s “go” time.

Ready or not, here ‘goes …

… c’mon now, you got this …

…Boom, nailed it.  And with some wind to spare.  

Just sayin’ … I could’a easily knocked out a 3-year-old cake.  No big deal, though.

[cake and presents! cake and presents!]

But, I FEEL like a two-year-old TODAY.

[cake and presents! cake and presents!]

How ‘bouuuuuuuuut … now?

[cake and presents! cake and presents!]

…ugh, STILL Friday?!?

…so THIS is what it’s like to be a bat.  Glad we clarified that.  

There I go with the random rhymes.  These sure are some awesome times!

Alright, that’s enough, let me up before I hurl.