Welp, I’m two whole bites into my breakfast…
…still think my napkin belongs on my LAP?!!
Water … check.
Toys … check.
Music … check.
Awww, yeah! I LOVE swimming!
Wait, I’m naked. That means I’m taking a bath…
…must be Friiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
Quick! no one’s lookin’ … now’s my chance!
Aww yeah, they’re gonna be SO impressed that I scored.
I mean, I just learned to walk like 10 days ago … now I’m all playing man games and running around and stuff.
Psh, at this rate I’ll be a decathlete by the time I’m three. Or maybe an astronaut. Or Batman.
Almost there! Just two more steps annnnnnnd crap.
…what the heck’d I trip over?
Ah, yep, that’s my foot. Juuuuuuust my foot. Fantastic. Next stop: Caped Crusader.
Well, at least nobody saw me…
A little green over heeeeeeeeere.
Some more blue down theeeeeeere.
Smear some orange all over this guyyyyyyyyy.
Boom. Frame it.
…you got yours BETWEEN THE LINES?!?!
Soooooooo, you think I need to “watch out” for some kinda purple people eater?
No, no, no, no, no.
I worked out this winter, annnnnnnnd apparently we’re out of cookies…
…dude needs to watch out for ME.
…they did WHAT?!
Theyyyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiiiiid WHAT?!?
But, but, but … Talisa and baby Ned and Catelyn and the Northerners are the GOOD guys!
Wait … no … you aren’t … you CAN’T be serious.
ROBB and GREY WIND TOO??!!!
Seriously, George R. R. Martin … why?!
What an awful, awful day this is going to be.
I mean, I like to think I’m a positive guy and all … but today just stinks.
Like first off, I woke up and spilled water all over my PJs. Who does that?
Then I go to get some juice and we’re all out of OJ. And I’m SO not in an apple mood.
And then I go to grab some cereal and all of my Lucky Charms are gone … and so are the Cocoa Krispies … so now I have to settle for Corn Pops.
Seriously, Thursdays are the WORST.
… wait, what do you mean “Friday”?
…well, whattaya know! these Corn Pops taste pretty darn good!