Why, yes … that IS some sweet, sweet music.
And yes, those lights … they totally rock!
And oh, the people … they’re lined up EVERYWHERE.
Dancing, singing … man, this Light-up Night is the coolest!
But, uhm, we’ve got an issue here …
… who the heck is this “Babyface” guy and why did he (sorta) yoink my name?!
He’s not even making any faces. He’s just standing there, singing.
… singing like an angel, mind you. But still. Not a single laughable expression!
I don’t get it.
Welp, the shopping craze is officially over.
And I suppose there’s only one true way to move on with our lives.
I mean, you start with Black Friday,
then you move to Cyber Monday,
and then you wrap it all up with …
… taco Tuesday?
I’ll bring the guac! Nope, wait … I’ll eat the guac. YOU should bring it.
Now that I’ve thoroughly thanked all the turkeys,
it’s time to turn my attention to the Big Guy.
You know the one. Red suit. Black boots. White beard.
He needs a list, and he needs it quick. Sooooooo …
… how do I spell “brother”?
Actually, how do I spell … anything? Is Santa fluent in scribbles?
… after yesterday, this could take a while. Bubba’s thankful for sleeping in.
Happy shopping, crazies!
Ninety-seven … ninety-eight … ninety-nine … a million!
What’s that? Dinner’s almost ready?
Alright … lemme just get one more set in first.
One … two … three …
… ain’t no 30-minute gobblefest gonna get in the way’a THIS chiseled body.
Alllllll the pictures have been colored.
Alllllll the toys have been played with.
Alllllll the sisters have been thoroughly bugged and bothered.
Even alllllll the hair has been combed nicely. Kinda sorta.
Guess there’s nothing left to do but wait.
… with stuuuuuuffingstuffingstuffingstuffingstuffing.
… and piiiiiiiiiesandcookiespiesandcookiespiesandcookies.
… how much longer again?
I don’t claim to be an expert on much.
Okay … I’ve got this whole making-amazing-facial-expressions thing down pat.
But other than that, I’m a pretty simple dude.
There is one thing I’m sure of, though.
Come Thursday, I know where alllllll the food is s’posta go.
Every last item, in its proper place …
… aw, yeahhhh … right here, BABAY!!