he’s not sorry…

Oh, no!

Somebody drank up all the milk and put the carton back in the fridge.  Empty.

Who would DO such a thing?!

Oh, that’s right …


… it was ME!  Mua-ha-ha-ha-HAAAAAAA!

he’s distracted…

I, um.

Have something, um.

Important to, um.

Tell you.

Just let me, um …


… finish this chocolate first.  Ummmmmmm.  Mmm.

he strikes a bargain…

If you want me to pick up my AND Mo’s toys, it’s gonna cost youuuuuu …

Seven horsey-back rides.

An extra hour before bedtime.

At least two extra desserts.  Maybe three.

Annnnnnnd complete control of the iPad for an entire week.

Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a completely unreasonable trade at all …


… shake on it?

he’s subtle…

… him?

… that guy?

… the one over there?

 … yeah, no thanks.  I ain’t goin’ anywhere NEAR those crazy eyes. 


… ohh, I, um … yes, it’s so nice to meet you, too, mister duck!

Sure, I’d LOVE to go swimming with you.  I thought you’d never ask!

he memes on mondays…


he’s captive…

I don’t get it.

I made my bed.

I brushed my teeth.

I played nicely with Mo, and then I put away all of my toys when we were done.

Okay … I put away MOST of my toys.

But I even ate my veggies.  Seriously.  The green ones, too.

Sooooooo, what’s the deal with this punishment?


… it’s like I’m in weirdo jail or something.  

Can’t I just get a snow cone like a normal kid?

he’s seeing triple…

Look!  Lightning McQueen’s right there!

But … he’s also right here.

Annnnnnnd he’s on the TV over in the corner, too.

Sooooooo …


… which one is he??!


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