… who’s there?
… cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take some almonds instead!
… a-haaaaaaa! Just playing … I’ll take your cashews. All of them.
All this extreme Lego-buildin’ has got. me. parched!
I could really go for a juice box right now … but you know what?
I could REAAALLY go for a soda. Or a pop. Or a whatever you feel like calling it.
I’ve never had one before … but I think I want a Sprite. Can you toss me one?
Hmm … lemon AND lime … better mix it up real good, just to be sure.
… really? … no warning? … no “wait, don’t mix that up!”?
… no “that’s gonna explode in your face!”?
Thanks. I ‘preciate it.
Ooh, yeah … this classic Elton is my jam!
And here … here it comes … my favorite part:
When I say softly … slow-lyyyy …
Hold me closer, Tony Daaanzaaaa … count the headlights on the highwayyyy …
Lay me down on sheets’a– why are you laughing?
… what’re you talkin’ about a “tiny dancer”?! Who’s a tiny dancer?
… you need to LISS-EN, man. He clearly says “Tony Danza.”
So, we’ve got Canada in the semis, eh?
They’re always saying that … “eh.”
But not it a cool way. Just in a randomly confused way. Like, “EH?” … “EH?”
… I guess no one taught ‘em aboot the COOL way to say “eh.”
You know, like mister Arthur Fonzarelli …
… ayyyyyyy! Go USAyyyyyyy!
I know, you want me to smile … but I’m gonna need a minute here.
No, I’m not making a goofy face on purpose.
Yes, I know the sooner I smile the sooner I can get outta here.
And yes, I want a cookie when I’m done. And I wanna play with my toys.
But you’re just. not. getting it …
… papa made a MAJOR stinky over here. I’ll smile as soon I can breathe again.
Uh, my cup wasn’t facing this way a minute ago.
… did someone take a drink from my cup?
I won’t be mad, just tell me … did someone drink some of my juice?
Was it you, papa? ’Cause if it was you, then it’s okay … we’re cool.
But it wasn’t you, was it?
I bet it was Mo. Yeah, it had to have been Mo. It was Mo.
… I’m gonna need a few more wipes. We’ve got ALL KINDS’a cooties on our hands here.