he’s a yankee doodle dandy…
No, not the alien invasion movie. Although I’m sure he’ll come to appreciate that too. You know, when he’s all grown up and such. Side note – Will Smith is one bad dude. You know, the good bad. The bad bad. Are you with me? I’m not gonna lie, even I am slightly confused by what I just attempted to say.
But I think we’re all in agreement that the FaceBaby will like Will Smith action movies when he’s older? Cool.
For now, Bubba loves the simple joys that Independence Day brings. The kid’s a natural swimmer. Okay sure, if we dropped him in a pool of water he’d probably sink, so perhaps that’s not an accurate description. The kid loves water. Better?
The kid also loves to eat. This statement requires no adjustment. The evidence lies in his watermelon death grip.
If you’re waiting for him to share, you might as well grow your own in the meantime. It’s like he’s a young vampire that just got his hands on a pretty little fairy – (sorry to all the non-True Blooders for whom this analogy makes no sense) – he ain’t letting go til it’s alllllll gone.
And if he’s THIS possessive over a piece of FRUIT, I’m sure you can imagine what he’s like when he gets those tiny hands on a nice big slab of meat. Yep, the FaceBaby is a true American carnivore.
He’s gonna splash ’til he’s hungry, eat til he’s tired, and sleep ’til he feels like getting up. I might just do the same.
Happy Birthday, America.