he’s a self-improvement guru…

Bubba was sick and tired of falling victim to tickle attacks. So, what did he do?

That’s right. He tickled his OWN tootsies until he was immune to all that squirmy, sensitive, makes-you-laugh-but-in-an-uncomfortable-“I’m-gonna-pee-my-pants”-way nonsense. He also practiced yoga while he was at it. So now he’s tickle-free AND super strong. He doesn’t understand the whole “happy baby” thing, though. CLEARLY it should be called puckering baby pose.

So go ahead, try to tickle him now. Okay fine, you’re right, he’ll still laugh. But now it’s because he is amused by your pitiful attempt to overpower him. Oh my goodness, I think the FaceBaby is training to becoming the next Chuck Norris.

Well, the Jim Carey-ish version of him, at least.

OH! And don’t forget to enter your best caption in this week’s “FaceBaby said what?!” competition!