he thinks he’s hot stuff…
Bubba must’a gotten his hands on Mama’s Facebook account.
How else could I explain this smug little duckface? DUH. Self-taken bathroom mirror photos.
Terrible… just terrible.
And he keeps looking down at his biceps to see if they’ve gotten any bigger since he checked them 10 seconds ago. Did someone take him to the Jersey Shore or something?
He hasn’t called me “bro” yet, so that’s promising.
But wait. Come to think of it. Yep. The stick-on tiger tattoos are missing from the box of Frosted Flakes. Wonderful! Can’t wait to see where those end up.
That’s it, I’m hiding the hair spray and canceling the cable.
“FaceBaby said what?!” You’ve got two days left to enter this week’s caption contest!