he’s a polite listener…
But he can only take so much.
Oh, THAT’S how you framed the shower? Cool story, Dad!
What’s that, you weren’t done? Ohhhh right… the drywall. Yeah, that – that’s awesome dude.
Oh okay yep – you’re um, you’re definitely still talking about this. The plumbing, huh? Wow, yeah. That, uh… that sounds so interesting.
And now you’re really gonna make me sit through all the flooring, too? Alright I guess we’re doing this… Wow, just – wow. That’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever heard. Thank you. Seriously. Thank you for all of that. It was great. What’s that story called, anyway? Did you name it? Is there ANY way we can work it into my weekly bedtime rotation? It was THAT good. Like, no, seriously. It was.
Congrats to our newest “FaceBaby said what?!” champ, Erin!
Bubba officially said: Are you kidding me!? Tom and Katie broke up?
Too funny! I owe you a t-shirt. And thanks to everyone for all of the hilarious entries – bring ’em again next week!