he’s a big-time heckler…
Trying to finish a puzzle? “Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! You think THAT piece goes THERE? You’ll never finish before Mo wakes up! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!”
Trying to do your finances? “Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Isn’t that credit card due today? I bet the payment doesn’t go through on time! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Are you sure that’s enough for us to go on vacation next month?! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!”
Trying to cook dinner and bake dessert at the same time? “Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! You’re gonna burn the crust! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! You’re using THOSE spices on THAT chicken? It’s gonna be terrible! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!”
Trying to play Operation? Forget about it, you don’t stand a chance. Dude’s nose lit up before you even touched the tweezers.
Congrats to our 6th “FaceBaby said what?!” champ, Karen T!
Bubba officially said: What do you mean I’m on sale for half off?? I thought you said I was priceless!!
Good stuff, Karen – and don’t worry, Mo couldn’t find anyone willing to trade him for a rainbow-spewing unicorn so she brought him back home… Your super comfy imaginary T-shirt should be arriving any minute now, as I arranged for a Speedy Delivery by Mr. McFeely. As I write this I realize how mean it is to fake-promise such an epic experience. I apologize, and I’ll stop now.
But hey! On the bright side, you WILL be included in the next vote for a REAL FaceBaby T-shirt. I know – not quite as cool as Mr. McFeely, but a pretty close second.