he’d like for you to knock…
“They was a-splishin’ and a’splashin’
Reelin’ with the feelin’, movin’ and a’groovin’
Rockin’ and a- …um, can I help you?”
Apparently singing in the bathtub (or shower) comes as naturally to babies as it does to grown-ups. But what is it about bathroom walls that leads us to think they are soundproof? The acoustic echoes of your voice sound so darn amazing in there, I know. Your tone is SO good that you just HAVE to sing louder and longer. You can’t even believe how good it sounds sometimes. That power… that depth… I must sing louder!
Why, then, are people always so shocked when they find out someone overheard their “private” rendition of Since U Been Gone?
News flash, the whole neighborhood heard it, and they want to know if you’ll headline next year’s block party.
Side note: Bubba is not a Conehead. You know, like in that SNL-skit-turned-movie with Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin? The one where they play aliens with cone-shaped heads? Anyway, Coneheads don’t have butt cracks. But yeah, Bubba isn’t a Conehead. He has a normal Earthling bum, it has just been censored at his request.
Additional side note: Bubba wants to know what the deal is with these mysterious “three men in a tub.” How did they get in there? Aren’t they afraid their clothes will get wet? What’s a candlestick? He’s usually good through the rub-a-dub-dub, but then we lose him every time.