he likes bacon…

Yes, I am aware, that was a redundantly ridiculous DUH statement.  This just in:  he likes to breathe. He also likes wearing pants. Wait, nope, that’s just something we make him do. If it were up to him, he’d run around naked with his pants on his head. And now we’re getting off topic. He’d run around naked with his pants on his head, eating bacon. Aaaaand we’re back.

But he doesn’t just like it, he wants to be it.

Hey, look … check it out … twins, right?

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