Monthly Archives: December 2012
he’s resolutionary…
That’s it … NO MORE empty carbs in 2013 … this guy is starting fresh … fresh and clean.
But it’s … still 2012, right?
…BRING MORE SANDWICHES!!
he could get used to this…
So, we had a four-day weekend …
then Santa brought presents …
and then we had snow …
and then people brought more presents …
And now, if I’m not mistaken … ANOTHER four-day weekend?!
I smell a Gilmore Girls marathonnnnn!
I mean, uh … I, uh … SPORTS.
he works out…
Jess and a bunch of other pretty ladies often talk about Bubba’s “cute” rolls and “adorable” chubalubs. And who am I kidding, so do I. But apparently, he hasn’t enjoyed spreading his pleasant plumpness as much as we’ve enjoyed virtually pinching and gobbling it up.
So sorry, ladies. Santa brought Bubs a few chub-melting toys this year.
Aw yeah, baby … FEEL•THE•BURNNNNNNNNNNN
he’s a chef…
REALLY, Ma?
…it ain’t good enough that I make you laugh all year … now I gotta make the cookies, too?
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Merry Christmas to you and yours!
he’s not buying it…
I don’t know where the REAL Santa went…
But this lady-Jimmy-Fallon-look-a-like needs to let go of my tummy.
