Monthly Archives: December 2012
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen…
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen…
but do you recaaaaaaaallllllllll … the most faaaaaamous reindeer of all?
Bubba the CAMO reindeer…
Santa Claus comes in a week, eh? I heard that dude comes haulin’ ALL KINDS of toys for cool little guys like me. Hmm, I wonder what he might bring…
I heard he takes your cookies, too … LOCK ‘EM UP!!!
What’s wrong, you ask?
Oh, I dunno … my pb&j just had strawberry jelly and I LIKE GRAPE!
And iiiiiii want MORE MILK!
... chocolate, if you have it.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … is it Christmas yet?
c’mon man, I’ve been good … I get a toy now, right?
Congrats to our final FaceBaby said what?! MegaChamp of 2012 … GG! With 52% of the vote, you’ve earned some sweet FaceBaby swag just in time for the holidays. Ugly holiday sweaters need not apply, these days it’s all about putting adorable baby faces on T-shirts.
hipp? …hipp-op? …hipp-op-anonymous?
Nope, that’s not it. But try your best to ignore Mo’s cuteness in the background, and Bubba’s faux-hawk and stunner stare are about as hip as a baby can get.
Bro … I got a couple’a juice boxes to go and that neighbor girl waitin’ in my Power Wheels out back. Now THAT’s hip.
Say it fast if you didn’t understand that. This is how my brain seems to work on a regular basis – complete randomness. He’s incognito for those of you still catching up. All set? Great, back to FaceBabying…
Oh, no … iiiiiii haven’t had a cookie yet. Bubba took his downstairs. I’m his new friend.
Uhhh, my name? … I’m Mickey Mouse. It’s a pleasure to meet you, ma-mmmmmisses W! … Bubba’s cookie smelled delightful, may I have one too?
Wow, he earned that one. Dig in, kiddo.