he’s done it again…
Allllll around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock…
[*Jack pops creepily and unexpectedly out of box*]
Oh-my-what-the-crap was THAT?!
I did NOT think he was gonna fly out of there again. Man. Every time, he gets me. Every. Time.
I feel like Taylor Swift when she wins awards.
Pure, natural, unforced shock and surprise.
Alright, wind it up again.