Monthly Archives: April 2013

he feels the heat…

So, wait.  Lemme get this straight.

We’ve been inside, all bundled up for 5 months…

and THIS is what the sun feels like?!

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…where did it go and why couldn’t we find it?!

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Welp, Bubs … it went to Southern California, and URP was keeping it all to himself.  Buttttttttt, it’s almost May … so I guess I’ll share now.

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he’s a little bit evil…

I’ll GET YOU, my pretty!!!

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…what?  …at least I called you pretty!

he’s calling you out…

Really?

You didn’t do anything last night?

Like, nothing at all?

…you sure about that?

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…’cause IIIIIIIIIIIII’ve got some funky voicemails here that tell me ya did.

he’s comfy…

YOU’RE the one who turned this into a bet, not me.

I told you, flat out, that a duck’s quack echos.  

I mean, how could it not?  …were you expecting magic ducks or something?

“Ohhh, yeahhhh, I’m a duck, so the noises I make are immune to the laws of physics. Yeahhhhh.”

But don’t worry, I’ll keep your bed nice and warm.  Have fun in my crib!

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…could you grab the light on your way out?  Thanks.

his mouth’s full…

Ooh!  got a runaway…

Don’t worry, I’ll get it.

Wait, I gotta get it like Reese?

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Oh-ayy, I goh ih … buh oww wha oo I oo wih ih??

he likes bugs…

Umm…

THAT’s Bugs?

Like, THE Bugs?!

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…we’re giiiiiiiiiants

he’s not gonna take it…

HEY!

I close my eyes for ONE SECOND, just to play a fun little game of peek-a-boo with my auntie…

and now there’s a fry, maybe even two, missing from my plate.  

Alright, that’s IT

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I’m gonna close my eyes for one more round of peek-a-boo, and if those fries haven’t found their way back onto my plate, we’re gonna have an unpredictable and ongoing problem with hazardous waste, if you know what I’m sayin’.