Bonjour! Eet is a pleasure to meet you.
You may not know, but I am what they call zee French farter.
Zeece is because I make lots of toots. And when I make zee toots, you laugh, oui oui?
Oh, no. I don’t make zee weewee. Pay attention. I make zee toots. And zee toots make you laugh.
Alright, here zey come. You ready?
…ahhhh, sacrebleu! Zat wasn’t just a toot!