YOU’RE the one who turned this into a bet, not me.
I told you, flat out, that a duck’s quack echos.
I mean, how could it not? …were you expecting magic ducks or something?
“Ohhh, yeahhhh, I’m a duck, so the noises I make are immune to the laws of physics. Yeahhhhh.”
But don’t worry, I’ll keep your bed nice and warm. Have fun in my crib!
…could you grab the light on your way out? Thanks.