he’s an old soul…
[*raspy old-man voice*]
Hey, now. Listen here, sonny.
In myyyy day … we didn’t have no internets.
And we didn’t have no fancy blogs with no funny pictures to keep us occupied every day.
We had to use our IMAGINATIONS. The only toy I ever had was a stick. And my pawpaw threw that in the fire. And then told me to get a job.
I was eight.
Oh, candy? Yeah, we had candy. No internets or toys, but lots of candy.
…I kinda wish we had blogs instead’a candy. ‘least then I’d still have muh teef.