he’s off by one…
What an awful, awful day this is going to be.
I mean, I like to think I’m a positive guy and all … but today just stinks.
Like first off, I woke up and spilled water all over my PJs. Who does that?
Then I go to get some juice and we’re all out of OJ. And I’m SO not in an apple mood.
And then I go to grab some cereal and all of my Lucky Charms are gone … and so are the Cocoa Krispies … so now I have to settle for Corn Pops.
Seriously, Thursdays are the WORST.
… wait, what do you mean “Friday”?
…well, whattaya know! these Corn Pops taste pretty darn good!