he’s a dude…
I thought the whole point of having twin girls was so that this kind of thing would stop happening.
Seriously. People are gonna start talking soon.
And I may feel the need to overcompensate by smoking candy cigarettes and taking the training wheels off my bike before I’m ready.
Yeah, that’s right. If I scrape my knee … it’s on YOU.
… but hey, at least it’s blue, right?