he takes offense…

You’re kidding, right?

You seriously do it like that?  On purpose?

I mean, sometimes if it’s the middle of the night I’ll do it like that by accident, but then I fix it as soon as I can see it right.

I can go get people’s votes if you want … but that’s just gonna be embarrassing for you.

Because I’ll go take a poll, and everybody who has a soul will tell you…

The toilet paper roll goes OVER, not under, when you unravel it.

… do you really want me to go poll the entire universe?!

‘Cause I’ll go poll the entire universe!!