he lives in reality…
So, your fantasy football team is the best team ever, huh?
Like, better than last year when you thought the same thing and you came in last place?
Ohhhhhh, my mistake … you did your homework this year.
Wait, you even went and downloaded the exclusive expert’s guide to the draft???
Well, THAT … that changes everything.
… I mean, I’ll bet nobody else in the entire world downloaded that guide.
You’ve totally gamed the system. I’m impressed.