Monthly Archives: September 2013
I don’t know a whole lot.
But one thing seems to be true every time.
If you think you can get the best of Walter White …
… you’ve got another thing comin’, man.
Oh. And you’re probably going to die.
Because that dude’s crazy.
Gah. Thursdays can be rough.
I mean, I get SO excited about inevitable weekend shenanigans …
But still gotta work that grind for two whole days before it gets here.
And to top it off, today at noon I hafta … waiiiit a second …
… that says Friday ... my schedule says it’s Friday … it’s FRIIIIDAYYYYYY!!!
… did somebody say shenanigans?
hehehehe — Mama!
hahahaha — make my invisible friend stop!
hohohoho — he keeps tickling me … all this laughing is giving me a belly ache!
hahahaha — whaddaya mean you can’t find him?
hehehehe — he’s right here in front of me!
… hahahaha — it hurts! — hehehehe — get him, please! — hohohoho — make it stop!
Well now, let’s see.
I’m two … and I’ve been around for like, ever.
So that would make mama what — seven, maybe?
Which means GG is like, WAY old. Like, eleven and a half probably.
So then Mammie has to be … I dunno … seventeen?
No, wait. I’m gonna go with my gut and guess eighteen.
… is that even a real number?
Or is this like the time when you said there were eleventy jillion gumballs in the machine?
Happiest 90th birfday wishes to Bubba’s great-grandma today!
April 1, 2013 – baseball season begins…
Bubba: I’ll bet you a chicken nugget that the Pirates make the playoffs!
Papa: They haven’t made the playoffs since I was 10 … I’ll bet you all the chicken nuggets you can eat, kid. And heck … throw some unlimited ice cream in there, too.
September 23, 2013 – Pirates make the playoffs…
Papa checks Craigslist, needs a second job.
We need to make sure we do that um, uhh …
Where was I going with that again?
Oh wait, yeah … did you hear about that one group that has the uh, ummm …
Man … lost that one too.
Uhhhhhhhh, wait …
… is this decaf? Does mama not KNOW that it’s Monday?
MA! … more coffee! … regular this time! … with sugar! … and I NEED PANCAKES!
Man, this wedding sure is fun!
Oh, yeah? … this is your jam? I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.
Sounds catchy, let’s dance!
… you like big what’s that now?
I don’t get it … she got back what? … what did she get back?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-have-mercy … baby got BACK … heck yeah she does!