he didn’t know…
This burger is really good.
Different. But like, REALLY good.
What’d you do with it this time? Add some bread crumbs, or a new seasoning?
Or is it just super-high-quality beef?
… ’cause I do love me some super-high-quality beef.
What, uhh, what’s that now?
… you made it outta black beans? Seriously?
Ha! Next you’ll be telling me it was wrapped with TURKEY bacon.
… it was … wasn’t it?
So, I just enjoyed a burger made of vegetables and fake bacon.
The world no longer makes sense.