he’s the voice of reason…
I know you love Skittles and everything, but look at that thing!
All smashed up and stale and stuff … yuck.
How long do you think it’s been under the couch, anyway … a couple weeks?
Okay, they’re your favorite, but dude … not worth it … throw it away.
Nope, wait, don’t! …
Aww-haw-hawwwwwwwww that was GROSS!
And, uhh, I’m pretty sure there’s a whole bag of fresh ones in the cupboard.
You’re a mess.