Monthly Archives: September 2013
I only ate half’a my cupcake.
You want the other half?
Here … go ‘head … take it.
Do I look like a quitter to you? You’re delirious. I’m totally eating the rest of this.
Hey there, mama.
What’chya doin … readin’ a book?
Did I tell you your toes look pretty today? ‘Cuz they do!
But yeahhhhh, I was thinkin’ …
How’s about me and you take a little trip into the kitchen?
And while we’re in there, maybe you can make me a nice big PB&J?
C’mon, I’ll even let you pour me a big ol’ glass of apple juice!
And … and we can split a cookie for dessert!
Hold up, no, we both get our own cookie. And if you can’t finish yours, I’ll share it.
Yeah, that. Sound good? Let’s go!
I know you love Skittles and everything, but look at that thing!
All smashed up and stale and stuff … yuck.
How long do you think it’s been under the couch, anyway … a couple weeks?
Okay, they’re your favorite, but dude … not worth it … throw it away.
Nope, wait, don’t! …
Aww-haw-hawwwwwwwww that was GROSS!
And, uhh, I’m pretty sure there’s a whole bag of fresh ones in the cupboard.
You’re a mess.
This burger is really good.
Different. But like, REALLY good.
What’d you do with it this time? Add some bread crumbs, or a new seasoning?
Or is it just super-high-quality beef?
… ’cause I do love me some super-high-quality beef.
What, uhh, what’s that now?
… you made it outta black beans? Seriously?
Ha! Next you’ll be telling me it was wrapped with TURKEY bacon.
… it was … wasn’t it?
So, I just enjoyed a burger made of vegetables and fake bacon.
The world no longer makes sense.
So, that stuff I just ate…
The yummy buttered toast…
What you’re telling me now is…
That it wasn’t actually butter?
… no way. I can NOT believe that that stuff wasn’t butter.
Oh, really … it was margarin?
Nice try … I may just be a baby, but even I know that that’s just a kind of orange.
Yeah, you. The one looking at me through the screen out there …
You know I can see you too, right?
… and you, uh, got a little something on your nose.
Nope, other side.
Yep, there, you got it.
You’re welcome. Have a nice day.