Monthly Archives: September 2013
You won your first fantasy-football game, yeah?
Oh, of course … you’re a total shoe-in to win the whole thing.
I mean, you won the first game … what could possibly stop you now?
… can I have some juice now, please?
You’re not, no … I must be seeing things.
Wait, yeah … I think you really might be … Princess SOFIA??!
Oh my gosh, it is you, isn’t it? ISN’T IT??
It is it is it is it iiiiiiiiiis!
I’ve, like, GOTTA get a picture with you to show my sister … man, she’s gonna be SO jealous.
Who’da thought I’d ever meet a REAL-LIVE princess … this is the greatest day of my life!
… alright, mama, she bought it.
Now gimme that giant tub’a caramel like you promised …
This apple’s got a date with muh bellay!
I know, it was a short week after the holiday.
And yeah, it’s Friday. Woohoo!
But I can’t help but notice … you ran the vacuum sweeper on the front lawn, you cried because you ran out of sticky notes, you’re hellbent on finding a letter opener because you just got an important email, and you’re about to get into an argument with a shrub.
Have you, uhhhhh …
… been tippin’ back the ol’ happy-hour juice a little early today?
Shoo, fly, don’t bother me …
Shoo, flyyyyyy, don’t bother me …
Shoo, flyyyyyyyyyyy, don’t bother me …
… alright, that’s it … you don’t listen … prepare to die.
Nah, I don’t really want a snack. I’d rather keep playin’.
… fruit snacks?
Nope, that’s alright … maybe later.
Nahhhhh I’ll save those for later, too. I’m having WAY too much fun to quit now.
… chocolate milk?
Hmm … interesting, but no. I made up the rules to this game, and I’m totally kicking everyone’s butts right now. This rocks.
… chocolate milk AND cookies??
… woah-ho-hooooo, NOW we’re talkin’!!
My prayers …
I think they’ve finally been answered.
Longggggg nights I’ve spent asking for one simple-yet-amazing thing.
And now I can see the light … because in two short days …
… NFL Football is BACK.
Can a Bubba get A-MEN!?