Monthly Archives: October 2013
Alright, we’re about to go nab us all kinds of free candy.
But before we go …
Are you SURE I’m not supposed to have a tail?
‘Cause I’m pretty sure I’m a dinosaur … and dinosaurs are ‘posta have tails.
If this in any way affects my treat intake, then somebody better go get me a tail!
So, to clarify … I can basically get all-I-can-eat free candy …
And all I gotta do is say “trick or treat”?
Hmm … I may just be a baby, but doesn’t that mean people have a choice?
If they choose “treat,” I get my candy … yeah?
But then what happens if they choose “trick” instead?
… well forget THAT!! I’m goin’ treat or treating!!
Sure, papa … I’ll help you clean out them punkins.
I mean, how hard can it be?
I clean up my toys all the time.
And I just ate a punkin cookie.
So I’m pretty sure I can handle cleaning a punkin.
Alrighty, what do we gotta do first?
… uhhhhhhhhhhh, you’re kidding me, right?
Can we maybe just go back to the cookies? I know I can handle the cookies.
It’s not so far away if you think about it.
Just 4 breakfasts, lunches, and dinners.
And a handful’a naps.
And maybe a bath or two.
And then, it’s time for …
Wait … no … HEY!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I didn’t mean “big fat mom” … I typed “big bat, man!”
I want Jimmy to bring his big bat, man … to play some wiffle ball … his mom’s not fat!
Oh gosh, he’s gon’ be madddddd.
Mmmmmmm. Breakfast burritos are the best.
The crispy bacon … the melty, gooey cheese …
The way the eggs, potatoes, and salsa snuggle up inside that warm flour blanket.
There’s simply no better way to start my day.
Woah woah woah. Did I just hear papa right?
What does he mean, “out of diapers”?!
[*tummy fumbles, mumbles, and grumbles*]
… ughhhhh, breakfast burritos are the worsttttttt.
So, GG and Pops met Mickey and Minnie Mouse, eh?
And Pooh? … and Pluto? … and Goofy? … and Woody?!
Well … uhh … did they, uhh … did they meet Buzz Lightyear too?
… aaa-nnnnnnnoooooooo! Didn’t think so!
Buzz has lasers.
Those other guys don’t have lasers.
I’ll be impressed when they meet a guy with lasers.