he doesn’t know what to say…
You say you’ve got a surprise for me, yeah?
You’ve somehow made pumpkin waffles “better than normal?”
Well, let me start by saying that “normal” waffles are in no way normal.
They’re so much more than normal … fantastic even … and then you add pumpkin??
You’re crazy if you think THAT’s normal, but I digress …
So, what could you have possibly done to improve my pumpkinny waffle situation?
… OHHmahgawd. bacon. better than normal. yes.