he knows what to say…
Yes, of course.
If you agree to take me and my sisters for the weekend while my parents get out of town and relax, I promise to be SO super good for you.
I’ll be a perfect angel … I’ll eat all my food … and when it’s time for my nap, I won’t cry or fuss.
I’ll listen at all times … and I’ll even help you keep those crazy little girls in line.
You can totally handle it. Yeah, you’ve got this.
So, whattaya say … shake on it? You know you wanna …
... what if I told you I wouldn’t poop, not even once … would THAT seal the deal?