he got what he wanted…
I ask for juice, and mama gives me milk.
I ask for milk, and mama gives me water.
I ask for water, and mama gives me water.
I’m not usually good at cracking codes, but I’ve got this one figured out.
If I want my pick at milk or juice without risking the water trap, all I’ve gotta do is …
… ask for tequila! Anything’s healthier for a baby than tequila. Except vodka.