Monthly Archives: December 2013
Hey, what time is it?
Ohhhhhhh. I didn’t realize that “5 minutes after the last time I asked” was an official time of day, smarty pants.
Lemme rephrase that …
How long til I get to bang on pots and pans and scream my face off?
… MIDNIGHT??! That sounds forever away. How ’bout we practice now?
When I said I wanted a blanket pet …
this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.
… but then again, I think I like her better!
He made a big list.
He checked it through twice.
And the dude STILL decided that I was nice.
So now I own every toy — in town!
Oh how I LOVE opening Christmas presents!
The fresh, festive paper …
The pulled-tight ribbons and big ol’ bows …
The mystery of what’s tucked inside …
The energetic feel of that first peel …
Alright, I CAN’T WAIT to see what it is … here ‘goes!
HEY! Exactly who you callin’ “Little People”?!
Yeah, you … the one on the other side of the screen.
No, for real … YOU.
Well, whatta we have here?
A gift … already?
Mama probably wouldn’t want me to open it …
But I’M thinkin’ Santa must’a come early. Just for me.
I mean … I HAVE been quite the stud lately.
So yeah, maybe we’ll just take a tiny peek and then put it right back.
No one will even notice …
… oh. Hey there, Mama.
I’m just, uhhhhhhh … doing some … pre-Christmas quality control?
Yeah! These giant Legos are now officially certified as safe for me to play with.
I’ll have my people send an invoice. Carry on.
Yep, I ate all my lunch.
Even the veggies.
… even the GREEN ones.
What can I say … just doing everything I can to keep on that big-creepy-guy-in-the-red-suit’s good side.
Shay what now?
Whattaya meam it shounds like I’m hiding shomeshing?
… alright fine. I didn’t actually SWALLOW all of the green stuff.
But I dunno, man. You call it storing in cheeks. I call it eating.
Whattaya say we ask a squirrel to break the tie? That’s what I thought. I win.