Monthly Archives: January 2014
So Mo’s about to turn 5, huh?
Man … it seems like just yesterday she was 2 and I was a brand-newbie.
Yep, life was much simpler then.
But now she’s, like … all OLD and stuff.
Seriously … five! I can’t even begin to imagine being that old.
… it’s like, THIS many. I’m runnin’ outta fingers here!
I know, I know … the Super Bowl isn’t for few more days.
But there are SO many snacks to be had, I simply need to start prepping now.
The good thing is I’m the designated taste-tester. Best. job. ever.
The trick, though, is making sure I don’t blow my New Years diet.
I’ve made it SO far … so I set up a fool-proof numbers system to stay on track …
… ooooone … yep, I can only taste one calorie in this dip. Diet-approved!
Didja watch the State of the Union last night?
Man, let me tell ya …
those old people sure can clap!
But do you know what I really don’t agree with about the President’s plans? …
Dude … I don’t follow politics … I’m two. I watched Bubble Guppies and fell asleep.
But hey, check it out … there’s a bird on my head. Wanna pet him?
You guys … come look!
I never believed anyone that I needed to eat my veggies before.
I guess growing up to be big and strong simply seemed inevitable.
But the brussels sprouts actually looked kinda yummy last night, so I ate one.
And then, when I woke up …
… well, look at me … I’m stinkin’ huge!
Today, I might just try some guacamole. Or spinach. All in the name of Giant Bubba.
So, I caught most of the Grammys last night.
Is it just me, or did they name that show COMPLETELY wrong?
I watched and I watched and I watched …
… but where were all the ladies with the toys, juice boxes, and snacks?
Did I miss something?
I am so incredibly happy that it is Friday, aren’t you?
It is awesome. It makes me smile so big.
… what’s that? They’re not buying it?
… lacks sincerity?!
Dang. I really thought I was selling it. Lemme try again …
YAYYYYYY it’s Fridayyyyyyy best day EVERRRRR woooooooo!
Alright, my face hurts … didja get what you needed? Good.
I didn’t quite catch that … what’d you say you wanted?
… a burger?
I, uhh, sorry … could you repeat that again?
I really wanna help you out, man … but you gotta speak up.
Alright, here. I can’t figure out exactly what you’re asking for …
… so I went ahead and got you some’a both. Sound good?