Do you have any idea how cold it is out there still?
Welp, lemme give you an idea.
I went out for, like, 30 seconds to get the paper.
Just ’cause I’m a baby doesn’t mean I shouldn’t stay current on world events.
Alright fine, I only like the funnies. But let’s focus on what’s important here …
I went out for, like, 30 seconds …
… and I STILL can’t feel my FACE.
How’s a guy s’posed to work like this?!