he knows best…
Slides are SO much better than see-saws.
No, seriously … it’s scienti-magically proven.
Slides provide 47% more fun per use than see-saws. Everyone knows that. It’s a fact.
… where did I learn that?
… are you questioning my research methods??!
Oh, you are. Um, I kinda made it up. That’s what a scienti-magical fact is … right?