Summertime is the best.
I get to run around outside all day.
I get to be nakey-butt half the time and it’s considered acceptable.
And even when I’m not allowed to do that, I get to be half-nakey ’cause I’m a dude.
I get to play in the pool all the time.
And then even when there’s not a pool around, I still get to play in the water.
Ahhhhhhhh, life doesn’t get much more perfect than th-
… NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYYYYYYYYES!!!