Monthly Archives: October 2014

he delays…

Umm, nope.  I don’t gotta go.

Really, I don’t.

What gave you that idea, anyway?


…you call THIS “squirming”??  Pshhh.

I could hold it for AT LEAST another 15.  Maybe 20.  Is it time for cake yet?

he forgot about it…

…the candy?

Nope, haven’t seen it.

…what does a lion say?

Well, that’s an interesting follow-up question.

I suppose it depends on whom the lion is talking to.

But, the most plausible answer is RAWWWWWWWR!


… oh, you mean THIS candy??

I told you I haven’t seen it.  But, yeah — I ate it.

he memes on mondays…


he’s directional…

Where the heck is it?

I feel like it should be here by now.

I’ve looked high and low and then high again … nothin’.


Waiiiiiiit a second.  I think I sense … yep!



he’s muffled…

You’re going where?

Dude, Buzz … I can’t hear you. 

Can you talk any louder?  It sounds like you’re in a bubble or something.

… you’re walking into Bed Bath and Beyond?

You seriously called just to tell me THAT?


Oh!  You’re in the vicinity of a blonde?  So what?

I really can’t hear you, man.

… the alkalinity of a pond?  Okay…


… either Buzz Lightyear is drunk, or I need to switch imaginary cellphone providers.

he caves…

No, thanks.

Nope, not even a little bit, thank you.

I appreciate it, but I’m not doing dessert for a while.

No, not a diet … just, you know … proving to myself that I can do without if I want to.

Did you say, “pumpkin-pie cheesecake”?  Like, a pie AND a cake?  In one?


… ahhh one little bite won’t hurt!  Bring on that piecake!!

he’s easily impressed…

Wow, that’s a pretty cool toy!

Check it out, it has little cars and trains and everything…

Can we take it out and play with it now?

Yes, I know it doesn’t come with the WAIT — does that say…


… batteries are INCLUDED?!!