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Seven super-short days?
A brief 168 hours?
A mere 10,080 minutes?
And then …
… I’m too scared to even say it!
Hallllllllllllogen lightbulbs. Almost had it. Maybe next time.
Umm, nope. I don’t gotta go.
Really, I don’t.
What gave you that idea, anyway?
…you call THIS “squirming”?? Pshhh.
I could hold it for AT LEAST another 15. Maybe 20. Is it time for cake yet?
Nope, haven’t seen it.
…what does a lion say?
Well, that’s an interesting follow-up question.
I suppose it depends on whom the lion is talking to.
But, the most plausible answer is RAWWWWWWWR!
… oh, you mean THIS candy??
I told you I haven’t seen it. But, yeah — I ate it.