Why yes, I’d love an Oreo … thank you!
[nom nom nom]
… is that … COOKIE DOUGH?!
Has, uhh, Auntie Jess made these into Oreo balls yet? I might just die if she does.
What’d the fire truck say to the tow truck?
What? That’s what firetrucks always say!
Since when is it baseball season?
Christmas was like … last month, right?
And the SuperBowl? … yesterday.
Time isn’t real.
… it’s too spicy for a baby?
Welp, good thing I ain’t a baby then. I’m a BIG boy.
So, yeah … gimme some!
[Nom nom nom]
Alright alright, you win – I’m a baby! Now gimme some WATER!!
Easy does it, now.
Hollllllld it … you’ve got this … al-most-there …
Don’t … nope … wait … NO!
… that’s it, no more coffee before cereal. Can’t shake these jitters!
So, so sad.
I really wish it was Throwback Thursday.
‘Cause then I could show you what I looked like when I was just one.
I mean, I do what I want … so I’m gonna show you anyway.
But, I’m still sad.
Wait a second.
Something doesn’t feel right.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?
Ahhhhhhh I’m just messin’ … that ain’t me!
My face is perfectly fine, thank you.
And that dude up there – his name is G-man.
And you just got April-Fooled, fool.