he didn’t see that coming…

Why yes, I’d love an Oreo … thank you!

[nom nom nom]

Wait …

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… is that … COOKIE DOUGH?!

Has, uhh, Auntie Jess made these into Oreo balls yet?  I might just die if she does.

he’s spot-on…

What’d the fire truck say to the tow truck?

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… UNNCK-UNNNNNNNCK!

WEE-OOOH-WEEEE-OOOOH-WEE-OOOH!  

UNNCK-UNNCK-UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCK!

What?  That’s what firetrucks always say!

he memes on mondays…

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your move.

he blinked…

Umm.

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Since when is it baseball season?

Christmas was like … last month, right?  

And the SuperBowl? … yesterday.

Time isn’t real.

he takes the heat…

Gimme some!

… it’s too spicy for a baby?

Welp, good thing I ain’t a baby then.  I’m a BIG boy.

So, yeah … gimme some!

[Nom nom nom]

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Alright alright, you win – I’m a baby!  Now gimme some WATER!!

he’s balanced…

Eaaaaaaasy …

Easy does it, now.

Steaaaaaaady …

Hollllllld it … you’ve got this … al-most-there …

Don’t … nope … wait … NO!

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… that’s it, no more coffee before cereal.  Can’t shake these jitters!

he’s bummed…

I’m sad.

So, so sad.

I really wish it was Throwback Thursday.

‘Cause then I could show you what I looked like when I was just one.

I mean, I do what I want … so I’m gonna show you anyway.

But, I’m still sad.

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Sooooooo sad.

Wait a second.

Something doesn’t feel right.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?

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Ahhhhhhh I’m just messin’ … that ain’t me!

My face is perfectly fine, thank you.

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And that dude up there – his name is G-man.

And you just got April-Fooled, fool.

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