he takes the heat…

Gimme some!

… it’s too spicy for a baby?

Welp, good thing I ain’t a baby then.  I’m a BIG boy.

So, yeah … gimme some!

[Nom nom nom]

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Alright alright, you win – I’m a baby!  Now gimme some WATER!!

he’s balanced…

Eaaaaaaasy …

Easy does it, now.

Steaaaaaaady …

Hollllllld it … you’ve got this … al-most-there …

Don’t … nope … wait … NO!

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… that’s it, no more coffee before cereal.  Can’t shake these jitters!

he’s bummed…

I’m sad.

So, so sad.

I really wish it was Throwback Thursday.

‘Cause then I could show you what I looked like when I was just one.

I mean, I do what I want … so I’m gonna show you anyway.

But, I’m still sad.

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Sooooooo sad.

Wait a second.

Something doesn’t feel right.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?

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Ahhhhhhh I’m just messin’ … that ain’t me!

My face is perfectly fine, thank you.

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And that dude up there – his name is G-man.

And you just got April-Fooled, fool.

he memes on mondays…

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he wants yours…

I’m SO glad I ordered the mac and cheese.

I got the mac and cheese last time, and it was so-super yummy.

Such a smart decision to get it again.  I can’t wait for our food to come out!

Mmm-mmm-mmm … should be coming out soon!

Here it comes!  

Waiiiiiit a minute …

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… are those … chicken fingers?!  

Mannnn, should’a got the chicken fingers.

he sees it brewing…

Yeahhh, you prob-a-ly shouldn’t take that.

No, really.  That’s papa’s last cookie.  He called it.

I know you’re the mama, but REALLY.  He called it.

And he said if anyone touched it, they was “gonna get it.”

And you know how he is with his cookies.  ALL KINDS’a cray-cray.

You’re- … are you sure you wanna- … you’re totally gonna do it still, aren’t you?

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… who needs TV?!  We’re ’bout to have some LIVE drama up in here!

he works hard…

ay – bee – cee – dee -

eee – eff – geeee.

aitch – eye – jay – kay -

ello-menno-peeee.

kyoo – are – ess, tee – yoo – vee -

dubba-yoo – ecks – why – and – zeeee.

now i know my ay-bee-cees …

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… whew, man.  All this being-a-genius stuff has got. me. whooped.  Time for a nap!

Oh, and next time maybe you should sing with me?  Even though I think you already did…

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