Monthly Archives: April 2014
Yep, I know it’s past my bedtime.
But you said I could have a bowl of fruity cheerios before I went upstairs.
And yeah, you said I could only have a small bowl. That was smart of you.
You did not, however …
… say how FAST I had to eat that small bowl.
Slow eating is good for digestion — haven’t you heard?
And yeah, judging by the 4 Cheerios I’ve got left in my bowl – we’re looking at one more episode of How I Met Your Mother before bedtime.
Maybe two with the milk.
Mama! I can’t sleep … I saw a munster!
No, for real. It was a big, scary munster … and he’s gonna GET me!
Nuh-uh! I’m not imagining things … he’s real, and he’s in my room!
… what’d he look like? Ummmmmmm …
… like THIS!
It’s been a longgg week, man.
So yeah, how should we kick off the weekend?
Hmm … I know I’ve seen a solid solution before …
Oh, that’s it!
YO. Bartender …
… make it a double.
I have no idea what that means, but apparently it works.
Simon sayyyyyyys, touch your nose!
Simon sayyyyyyys, clap your hands!
Simon sayyyyyyys, jump up and down!
Talk like a monkey!
… oooh-oooh-oooh-AHH-AHH-crap. I lost, didn’t I? She’s good.
It’s even more glorious than I imagined.
And it’s about to be alllllll mine.
Wait – is that the last one?!
… um, yeah — if you think you’re walking away with that, you’re crazy.
Don’t make me get all Bruce Lee on you, now. Thaaat’s it, hand it over. Good boy.