Monthly Archives: June 2014

he memes on mondays…

FaceBaby.529(meme)

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he isn’t peeking…

Alright, so … there’s something REALLY cool behind me, yeah?

Well, c’mon … gimme some hints, man!

Okay, let’s see …

It’s 5 years old …

It’s about 4 feet tall …

It weighs about 45 pounds …

It’s absolutely gorgeous with long, beautiful hair …

And it’s super friendly and lots of fun to play with.  Hmm …

FaceBaby.528

… OMG, wait — did you guys get me a Shetland pony?!!

Ohhhhhhh, okay.  Mo’s cool too.  

I swear I’m not disappointed, but seriously … how can you beat a miniature pony?!

he’s chill…

You know those days …

The ones where you wake up feeling all refreshed and everything …

And you have tons of energy and you just can’t wait to get out and use it …

And you feel like you can get SO MUCH done, and like, it’s awesome …

You know those days?

FaceBaby.527

… yeah.  This ain’t one of ’em.  Try back tomorrow.

he hasn’t tried that yet…

… excuse me?

… do I wanna eat some of your dirt?!

I, uh … I …

FaceBaby.526

… ohhhhhhh.  There’s gummy worms in it?  Well then … yeah, sure!

he calls fowl…

Typical animal noises kinda bore me now.

I mean, I guess woof-woofs and oink-oinks are fun and all.

And for some reason it’s cool to know what a fox says.

But REAL talent lies in talking turkey.

And yeah, “gobble gobble” is the standard.  But it’s definitely more like …

FaceBaby.525

… GAAAAAAA-BA-LA-BA-GA-BA-LA-BA-GA-BAL!

he memes on mondays…

FaceBaby.524(meme)

he needs something…

I didn’t hafta do a funky dance.

And I didn’t hafta go through a buncha years of meteorology school.

But that doesn’t stop me …

From making it rain, what-whaaaaaaaaat!

FaceBaby.523

… this works a lot better if I have money … doesn’t it?  

Dangit.