Monthly Archives: June 2014
he isn’t peeking…
Alright, so … there’s something REALLY cool behind me, yeah?
Well, c’mon … gimme some hints, man!
Okay, let’s see …
It’s 5 years old …
It’s about 4 feet tall …
It weighs about 45 pounds …
It’s absolutely gorgeous with long, beautiful hair …
And it’s super friendly and lots of fun to play with. Hmm …
… OMG, wait — did you guys get me a Shetland pony?!!
Ohhhhhhh, okay. Mo’s cool too.
I swear I’m not disappointed, but seriously … how can you beat a miniature pony?!
he’s chill…
You know those days …
The ones where you wake up feeling all refreshed and everything …
And you have tons of energy and you just can’t wait to get out and use it …
And you feel like you can get SO MUCH done, and like, it’s awesome …
You know those days?
… yeah. This ain’t one of ’em. Try back tomorrow.
he hasn’t tried that yet…
… excuse me?
… do I wanna eat some of your dirt?!
I, uh … I …
… ohhhhhhh. There’s gummy worms in it? Well then … yeah, sure!
he calls fowl…
Typical animal noises kinda bore me now.
I mean, I guess woof-woofs and oink-oinks are fun and all.
And for some reason it’s cool to know what a fox says.
But REAL talent lies in talking turkey.
And yeah, “gobble gobble” is the standard. But it’s definitely more like …
… GAAAAAAA-BA-LA-BA-GA-BA-LA-BA-GA-BAL!
he needs something…
I didn’t hafta do a funky dance.
And I didn’t hafta go through a buncha years of meteorology school.
But that doesn’t stop me …
From making it rain, what-whaaaaaaaaat!
… this works a lot better if I have money … doesn’t it?
Dangit.
TheFaceBaby 