Monthly Archives: October 2014
he practices…
It’s gonna be kinda cold trick-or-treatin’…
but I’m thinkin’ about going after the ladies’ hearts this year.
They swoon — and I score extra chocolate.
So, whattaya think?
… best lookin’ shirtless-jean-diaper model you’ve ever seen?
I figured. Somebody call Baby Gap!
he’s misleading…
Go ahead, dive on in!
It feels, umm, nice and smooth.
Yeah, smooth.
Wait…
… is “smooth” not the same as “slimey”?? I coulda sworn I said “slimey.”
he gives in…
Pretty girl, 3 o’clock.
Must.
resist.
the urge.
to look.
Must.
play it.
coy.
Aw, screw it …
Hey, you. Pay attention to me!
he anticipates…
One week?
Seven super-short days?
A brief 168 hours?
A mere 10,080 minutes?
And then …
… I’m too scared to even say it!
Hallllllllllllogen lightbulbs. Almost had it. Maybe next time.
he’s illusory…
A little to the left…
Wait. I think I need a little more….
Annnnnnnd there. How ’bout now?
…really??! I said I wanna LOOK like I’m eating her foot — not actually eat it!
TheFaceBaby 