Monthly Archives: October 2014
I’m a bird…
I’m a plane…
… give me candy?
Ohhh, that’s right … “Trick or treat!”
It’s gonna be kinda cold trick-or-treatin’…
but I’m thinkin’ about going after the ladies’ hearts this year.
They swoon — and I score extra chocolate.
So, whattaya think?
… best lookin’ shirtless-jean-diaper model you’ve ever seen?
I figured. Somebody call Baby Gap!
Go ahead, dive on in!
It feels, umm, nice and smooth.
… is “smooth” not the same as “slimey”?? I coulda sworn I said “slimey.”
Pretty girl, 3 o’clock.
Aw, screw it …
Hey, you. Pay attention to me!
Seven super-short days?
A brief 168 hours?
A mere 10,080 minutes?
And then …
… I’m too scared to even say it!
Hallllllllllllogen lightbulbs. Almost had it. Maybe next time.