Author Archives: Ross | TheFaceBaby
he told ’em so…
You guys havin’ a good time there in Mehico?!
The beautiful sun, the tropical scenery, the relaxing breeze …
Nothing short of paradise, I imagine.
… it’s what?
Uh-ohhh …
… somebody drank the water, didn’t they?
he goes bye-bye…
Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.
But, RP is getting married, and I’m the ring bear. Rawr.
Sooooooo …
I’m goin’ on VAY-CATION.
I might peek my head in here n’ there, but don’t count on it … being a bear is serious business!
he practices…
It’s gonna be kinda cold trick-or-treatin’…
but I’m thinkin’ about going after the ladies’ hearts this year.
They swoon — and I score extra chocolate.
So, whattaya think?
… best lookin’ shirtless-jean-diaper model you’ve ever seen?
I figured. Somebody call Baby Gap!
he’s misleading…
Go ahead, dive on in!
It feels, umm, nice and smooth.
Yeah, smooth.
Wait…
… is “smooth” not the same as “slimey”?? I coulda sworn I said “slimey.”
he gives in…
Pretty girl, 3 o’clock.
Must.
resist.
the urge.
to look.
Must.
play it.
coy.
Aw, screw it …
Hey, you. Pay attention to me!
TheFaceBaby 