Author Archives: Ross | TheFaceBaby
You guys havin’ a good time there in Mehico?!
The beautiful sun, the tropical scenery, the relaxing breeze …
Nothing short of paradise, I imagine.
… it’s what?
… somebody drank the water, didn’t they?
Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.
But, RP is getting married, and I’m the ring bear. Rawr.
I’m goin’ on VAY-CATION.
I might peek my head in here n’ there, but don’t count on it … being a bear is serious business!
It’s gonna be kinda cold trick-or-treatin’…
but I’m thinkin’ about going after the ladies’ hearts this year.
They swoon — and I score extra chocolate.
So, whattaya think?
… best lookin’ shirtless-jean-diaper model you’ve ever seen?
I figured. Somebody call Baby Gap!
Go ahead, dive on in!
It feels, umm, nice and smooth.
… is “smooth” not the same as “slimey”?? I coulda sworn I said “slimey.”